ESPN Color Analyst Doris Burke

[festeringZit]

I'm watching the Celtics/Portland game on ESPN, and this ESPN
color analyst is horrendous.

I don't mind a female analyst/commentator who knows her shit,
but this woman is awful and annoying... argh.

 

[barman]

I have the game on with sound Muted while I do some NBA capping and listen to archived Phil Hendrie

 

[festeringZit]

Celtics are up 15 in the third quarter, dominating the whole
game, and Doris brilliantly says:

"the pace is subtly in Portland's favor"


WTF??

Comedy Gold

 

[STACKSONDECK]

Celtics are up 15 in the third quarter, dominating the whole
game, and Doris brilliantly says:

"the pace is subtly in Portland's favor"


WTF??

Comedy Gold

maybe cause they picked up the pace and the celts should have tired legs later in the game?:think2::drink:

 

[barman]

heh....Portland could get right back in this one if they play six quarters

 

[barman]

Rudy sticking that knee in twice now....solid (I'm on Celts +3)

 

[barman]

Celts should just grind this one down by holding the ball 20+ seconds each possession

 

[STACKSONDECK]

sugar ray took the game over

 

[snoopol]

blazers must be the worst fuckin team i've seen this season

 

[festeringZit]

Doris asks the other announcer if he's on Facebook or Twitter,
and he completely ignores her.

hno:

 

[barman]

holy cow..."Doris"

Now I still don't have the sound on and I've not seen the camera when it's on them

She's got to be what - 55+ years old? How many people in past 50 years have named their daughter Doris?

 

[festeringZit]

Ray needs about 180 3 pointers to break Reggie Lewis' record for
career 3's.


He could easily break that record some time next season.

 

[barman]

blazers must be the worst fuckin team i've seen this season

Portland's got a good club...Maybe Top 12 or so

But Boston started their season last night in Los Angeles and it's Money Time

:toast:

 

[festeringZit]

holy cow..."Doris"

Now I still don't have the sound on and I've not seen the camera when it's on them

She's got to be what - 55+ years old? How many people in past 50 years have named their daughter Doris?

She's younger than me, born in 1965.

:lol:

 

[barman]

She's younger than me, born in 1965.

:lol:

me and you both

okay...I take my last quip back....Probably a lot of moms named their daughters Doris during the 60s on accounta Doris Day.

 

[festeringZit]

me and you both

okay...I take my last quip back....Probably a lot of moms named their daughters Doris during the 60s on accounta Doris Day.

Nah... I can't think of one female named Doris anywhere near my
age that I've met in my lifetime.

I can think of a few that are in my parent's generation.

 

[ClydeFontaine]

Doris Burke is far more informative than the condescending persona known as "Barman". Not that she is great or informative but at least is respectful of others,

 

[LostBankroll]

First off what the fuck is a color analyst? and why the fuck is she commenting on the game? She is by far the worst! TNT has their shit on point with Marv and Reggie. The only female commentator I fucks with on ESPN is Caroline Peck. That bitch is HOT!!!!!

 

[festeringZit]

[ Doris dropped out of the top 1000 in 1992 ]


<table border="1" bordercolor="#b9bfbf" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="60%"><caption>Popularity of the female name Doris</caption> <tbody><tr bgcolor="pink"><th scope="col">Year of birth</th> <th scope="col" align="right">Rank</th></tr> <tr><td align="center">1992</td> <td align="right">880</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1991</td> <td align="right">904</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1990</td> <td align="right">855</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1989</td> <td align="right">887</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1988</td> <td align="right">811</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1987</td> <td align="right">779</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1986</td> <td align="right">796</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1985</td> <td align="right">683</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1984</td> <td align="right">689</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1983</td> <td align="right">684</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1982</td> <td align="right">657</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1981</td> <td align="right">656</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1980</td> <td align="right">617</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1979</td> <td align="right">617</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1978</td> <td align="right">540</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1977</td> <td align="right">533</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1976</td> <td align="right">507</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1975</td> <td align="right">478</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1974</td> <td align="right">428</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1973</td> <td align="right">413</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1972</td> <td align="right">361</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1971</td> <td align="right">338</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1970</td> <td align="right">315</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1969</td> <td align="right">274</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1968</td> <td align="right">263</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1967</td> <td align="right">243</td> </tr> <tr><td 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align="center">1951</td> <td align="right">80</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1950</td> <td align="right">74</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1949</td> <td align="right">69</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1948</td> <td align="right">64</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1947</td> <td align="right">58</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1946</td> <td align="right">51</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1945</td> <td align="right">46</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1944</td> <td align="right">42</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1943</td> <td align="right">40</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1942</td> <td align="right">41</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1941</td> <td align="right">38</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1940</td> <td align="right">31</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1939</td> <td align="right">29</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1938</td> <td align="right">25</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1937</td> <td align="right">22</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1936</td> <td align="right">15</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1935</td> <td align="right">13</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1934</td> <td align="right">11</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1933</td> <td align="right">10</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1932</td> <td align="right">10</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1931</td> <td align="right">10</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1930</td> <td align="right">9</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1929</td> <td align="right">6</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1928</td> <td align="right">7</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1927</td> <td align="right">7</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1926</td> <td align="right">7</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1925</td> <td align="right">8</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1924</td> <td align="right">9</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1923</td> <td align="right">11</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1922</td> <td align="right">11</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1921</td> <td align="right">13</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1920</td> <td align="right">14</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1919</td> <td align="right">18</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1918</td> <td align="right">19</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1917</td> <td align="right">25</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1916</td> <td align="right">32</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1915</td> <td align="right">34</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1914</td> <td align="right">36</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1913</td> <td align="right">44</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1912</td> <td align="right">48</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1911</td> <td align="right">56</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1910</td> <td align="right">64</td> </tr> <tr><td align="center">1909</td> <td align="right">64</td> </tr> <tr><td colspan="2"><small>Note: Rank 1 is the most popular, rank 2 is the next most popular, and so forth. Data are not shown for some of the years you specified because the name Doris was not in the top 1000 names for those years. Name data are from Social Security card applications for births that occurred in the United States.</small></td></tr></tbody></table>

 

[festeringZit]

Doris Burke is far more informative than the condescending persona known as "Barman". Not that she is great or informative but at least is respectful of others,

We don't judge color analysts on their "respect for others."